I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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