If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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