how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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