Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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