It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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