super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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