Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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