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(612): View more from Minnesota

dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

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gross she's a slut

(612): View more from Minnesota

yea she doesn't shave either

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(940): View more from Texas

nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that

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(765): View more from Indiana

He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family

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Not even marginally surprised

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(330): View more from Ohio

I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.

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(760): View more from California

He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch

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