S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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