I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
