Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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