Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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