We should be called the Road Head Warriors
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Everything about him screamed your future.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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