oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We are two peas in an std pod
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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