i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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