All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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