I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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