I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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