He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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