Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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