I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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