When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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