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I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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