Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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