I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
