i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
17 year olds will be the death of me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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