Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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