Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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