David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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