Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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