ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
