is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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