they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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