Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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