so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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