Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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