it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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