I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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