I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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