:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
two words: eviction party
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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