real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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