you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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