fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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