Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
her vagine was all disorganized.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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