Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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