Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I bet he comes in French.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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