you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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