No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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