Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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