he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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