I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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