I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Oh god it's open bar.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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