i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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