I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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