I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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