You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Operation Purity has been aborted
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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